if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

if i look back, i am lost
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

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today is not my birthday
reblog if your birthday is not today
When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

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Just saw the interview where Curry Barker explained that it's totally possible to get a normal wish from the One Wish Willow, and I love the way they did that so much. The reason Obsession happened isn't because it's trying to twist Bear's desires into something evil. It's not even because he phrased his want wrong. Obsession happened because Bear got his hands on a magic item that could do anything in existence, and chose to force someone to fall in love with him, which is an inherently evil thing to do.
The three Bs
Blame capitalism
Blame the patriarchy
Blame Friedrich Merz
nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing
Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroe’s image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.
“Please don’t make me a joke… I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one… I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity..”
- Marilyn Monroe, last taped interview, days before her death
She deserved better than this
My sweet, precious, dearies I am posting this with much love and kindness <3
If you write “x reader” fics, please try to only tag the character(s) who are actually involved. For example, if you wrote a “legolas x reader” fic with no romantic involvement from other characters, please don’t add tags like “aragorn x reader.”
I only bring this up because it can be really frustrating when someone is searching for a specific character and they keep finding fics that don’t actually feature them in that way.
Additionally, please be mindful of symbols used in tagging—here is a quick breakdown:
“x” (character x reader) → a romantic and/or sexual relationship.
“/” (character/reader) → also means a romantic and/or sexual relationship.
“+” (character + reader) → usually means non-romantic interaction, like friendship, platonic, etc.
Thank you so much for understanding! I am just trying to ensure we are tagging things properly to make fics easier to navigate
Much love <3
adding to this!
if you want to write only platonic relationship (sibling, friends, family, friends from work, etc.)
"&" (character & reader) -> platonic relationship, think siblings, friends, etc.
so there's still a relationship of a kind just not romantic. because not all relationships are.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place
Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse
Not even risking not doing this lol
nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it
Yes madam zeroni
🫡🫡🫡 can’t risk it
every time I see i must reblog
important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck
𓂃˖ ࣪ supernatural compatibility reading
˚₊‧꒰ა @goosy-goose ☆ dean winchester ☆ sam winchester ☆ castiel ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
ꔛ. the beginning,
✧ who you are in the supernatural world .ᐟ
you are not built for frontline hunting, and that’s not a weakness, it’s literally written all over your chart. your virgo sun and taurus mars make you steady, precise, careful with your energy, and your body demands that you respect its limits.
so you do.
you’re the one hunters come back to.
Leute ich hasse den so. Ich hasse den fr.
none of that top/bottom discourse. the only valid question to ask is who cries during sex
Dean Winchester
love when my post finds the audience it was written for!!

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of course, the neonazi party fantasises about having ICE here too, and yet there is no ✨️Verbotsverfahren✨️ in sight
if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free