genuinely i wish a giant anvil would fall out of the sky and onto the vegas golden knights

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer