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One of the most significant reasons Jews did not leave when it became increasingly obvious that staying in Germany would be a death sentence was they had nowhere to go.

Even Jews with means had trouble finding any country that would accept them.

Chiune Sugihara saved 6,000 Jewish lives by issuing visas. So Jews had someplace to go.

The MS St. Louis was turned away from America, Canada and Cuba. The 254 Jews on board were sent back to Germany and died in the Holocaust.

We Jews remember. We remember when the nations of the world did not open their doors to us.

How about access to our holy sites? How do you feel about the IDF escorting Jews to the tomb of Rachel in the West Bank?

Jews are currently barred by law from stepping foot on the Temple Mount, which has been the holiest site in our religion since millennia before Islam existed. Do you support the use of violence to ensure that Jews have full access to the site?

Would you support the use of force to destroy the Dome of the Rock, which was specifically built over the site of the ancient Jewish temple by Muslim conquerors as a sign of their conquest?

Do you actually stand behind what you're saying, or did you just think it was a fun gotcha to call Jews in the 1930s terrorists?

Also, please explain how Grynszpan killing a politician is the same as, for example, catfishing 16 year old Ofir Rahum so that, on Jan 17, 2001, he can be lured to a location where three men will shoot him more than fifteen times? Or setting off a bomb in a service taxi on March 1, 2001, killing 29 year old Claude Knapp and injuring nine others?

Thinking of the flight trajectory of Artemis II and how it'll be a historic flyby but they won't be landing, and the verse in Kiddush Levana (Sanctification of the New Moon)....

כשם שאני רוקד כנגדך ואיני יכול לנגוע בך כך לא יוכלו כל אויבי לנגוע בי לרעה

"Just as I am dancing before you (the moon) and cannot touch you, so too all my enemies shall not be able to touch me to harm me."

sure I guess the number of menorah branches is optional. so is accurate hebrew on dreidels. for the one holiday that involves neither wine nor torah readings those sure do pop up a lot. 5/10 glad to be back in the land of the boob donuts

welcome to whose dreidel is it anyway where the rules are made up and the letters don't matter. I'm going to wipe my mouth on this napkin so I can stop looking at it. which is a shame because otherwise this would be very cute. 4/10 hebrew is not some ancient indecipherable writing on a cavewall somewhere in france

I'll allow the non-kosher menorah for the sake of the wholesome interfaith dogs. this relationship won't last long since that wooden door Will be catching fire in the next few minutes. 6/10 even santa looks concerned

I'm a sucker for funky socks and these are definitely fun. though I'm not sure what challah is doing there. or the wine. or the torahs. or the- wait.

try to use a honey dipper to fill your oil menorah and see how far that gets you. now you're sticky AND a fire hazard. 6/10 did you know every jewish holiday is actually also every jewish holiday

I think my eyes are bleeding. I'm retconning this motherfucker: the matzah is obviously there in case the reindeer gets hungry. the torah is there because he's converting. the christmas trees are just his natural environment. -613/10 I'm shocked the menorah is kosher but considering everything else they probably stumbled upon that by accident.

you may have heard of the four sons of passover but have you met the four geese of chanukah? Their names are Menorah, Dreidel, Latke, and Gentile Ally. 8/10 the letters on that dreidel are just the sounds you make when you cough

they called this Hanukkah Hank but I just call it a hate crime. even his kippah knows what it's really meant to be. no self-respecting inflatable jewish character would have a detached mustache. 4/10 there's a chabad rabbi somewhere who would love this

okay can we have woodland creatures chanukah every year please. I feel at peace just looking at this. the gazelle jumping for joy is how it feels to nat20 three gimmels in a row during dreidel. this is something I didn't even know I needed in my life. 10/10 nature therapy works every time

Amelia Collier in the Project Boneyard trailer The Outlast Trials (2024)