The Worst

Yever realize that you’ve been sayin something wrong your entire life when you try and type it out

Ok but who allowed it to be cold already

The thought of the future gives me goosebumps and I look like a featherless chicken

Took an alignment test and got chaotic good as all things should be

Mirrors reflected in mirrors are a cryptid

Gunshot or firework? The world may never know.

My cousin just came out to me and said that he feels so relieved because he hasn’t been able to talk to anyone about it since COVID so yeah I’m that older cousin now

Spent my afternoon catching several itty bitty toads like the size of my thumb finger nail and I’ve never been happier

They canceled marching band in my state so like ya know senior year looking great

It’s nine in the afternoon, I can’t see the moon and I’m bored as hell

Me in the middle of the night alone in my room sweating with three fans running because hell has decided to let the heat out in my bedroom: the air is lava

Mmm rain good

I’ve listened to enough P!ATD to know LA is not where you wannna be...