Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

I got whatever ADHD is called

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

notice how everyones 30 now

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...