Get stupid. That's right, you read it. Get stupid. Fuck your penis until it takes over your brain. Forget what it's like to be a normal human. Forget how to control yourself. Be like an animal in heat. Stick your tongue out while feeling your dong throbbing. Spread your legs in the air and expose your hole. Don't be afraid to look ugly. The more ridiculous, stupid and pathetic, the better! Get cringe, act embarrassingly. No one cares and neither should you. Your boner command your body and your boner need you to act like a cringe bator. Writhe around as you lose control. Your dick is in charge. Make ridiculous faces! C'mon! Are you doing it? Do more! Get worse! Your cock goes up and down, up and down without stopping. You can't control it. Make sounds that only a stupid gooner could make. Roll your eyes, say stupid things out loud. Say "I love you, penis. You're amazing, penis. I'm stupid, penis". You're STOOPID. So fucking stooopid. Stick your tongue out and drool nonstop! Do you want to be a bator monkey? Do you want to rub your peepee like a brainless puppy? Milk your penus while mooing like a cow? Do it now! The worse you look while bating, the better. The more stupid your face, the better. Don't forget: the uglier you make a gooner face, the harder your dick will get. And when you're shooting cum, sperming your dick and writhing like an animal, DUDE, I'll be here stroking my dick thinking about how pathetic you are. Good boy.
