all com no rom

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

i got that dog in me but it's one of those little fucked up trembling scared ones

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

lowkey i am anguished

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

I forgot to do the due dillies bro. Sorry bro. I forgot about the dillies bro