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me: heh… another win for the straights… fantube is back baby!
heterophobe: n-nani!?! no… no, it can’t be! you’ll pay for this!
me: huh? not this fujoshi again. what do you have to say this time, baka?
heterophobe: w…well… you see… ive been training since our last encounter
me: ugh, what lame old trick do you have up your sleeve?
hetero: hmph! i’ll show you! ヤオイ♥︎ビーム!
*before i can even react, the fujoshi blasts her Yaoi ♥︎ Beam™ at full speed*
me: y… you turned test tube into a… transmasc? but that’s a technique only pros know
heterophobe: heh… looks like i’m strong after all
me: nuh uh! two can play at that game, punk! ヘテロ★ビーム!
*i blast my iconic Hetero ★ Beam™, turning fan transfem*
heterophobe: w-well, then i’ll just blast my Yaoi ♥︎ Beam™ again. ヤオイ♥︎ビーム!
*her Yaoi ♥︎ Beam™ fails*
heterophobe: ヤ。。。ヤオイ♥︎ビーム!
me: looks like you’re all out of energy, huh? i guess you really aren’t as strong as us “hetslop” fans, huh?
heterophobe: that may be true… but i have one last thing up my sleeve
me: and what’s that, heterophobe?
*she blasts her Lesbian ♥︎ Beam™, but… nothing changes*
me: heh, your attacks are so puny. they could never phase something like fantube
*i look closer and my eyes widen in horror*
heterophobe: that’s right! i turned them both into lesbians. fantube is yuri now
me: b… but it can’t be! test tube is transmasc and fan is transfem!
heterophobe: looks like you’re only level 1 lgbtq… come back when you’re stronger, baka
*i stare in shock as the fujoshi walks away. she may have won the battle… but she won’t win the war*