I'M A VIRGO

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

@creatingblackcharacters WE GOTTA KILL THAT BIRD

y'all cannot let Smoke lose over a bird shaped like a hot dog 😭

yknow I miss Statements Samama and his weird mix of unchosen one complex and apparently dozens of supernatural traumas and his complicated relationship with his ex and and his vaguely evil milf gf and his unanaesthesiatized emergency arm eyeball surgery that he only got through by curling up and screaming into his alternate universe ex gf's lap (when her version of him had left her widowed) and his pathological fear of skeletons. where is he where'd they put him.