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Oscar Isaac played in a bunch of ska bands, so here’s a bunch of Oscar Isaac ska puns

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kimmel pressed guest Oscar Isaac on the aspects of his musical past that don’t involve taking a beating while Bob Dylan gets discovered at the Gaslight. Namely: The Star Wars star’s time with Petrified Frogs, Closet Heterosexuals, The Worms, and other participants in the South Florida ska scene of the 1990s.

Of course, The A.V. Club has ulterior motives for bringing this to your attention: The groan-worthy catalog of wordplay we frantically type-shouted after Senior Editor Marah Eakin threw the Mashable link into a group Slack chat. And, so without further skado (and with much skanks to my fellow staffers), we proudly present The Most Important List of Oscar Isaac Ska Puns of the Afternoon:

O-ska-r Isaac

X-Men: A-ska-calypse

Ex Machinska (featuring Evska, the skanking robot)

Nick Wasicska

Moskave

The Force Skawakens

Poe Skameron

Inside Llewyn Skavis

Skank Me, Oh Skank Me

Inskam T-65 X-wing skafighter

S F-oi!-ls Locked In Skattack Position

In honor of Issac’s A Most Violent Year co-star: Jessiska Skastain

Double bill: The Light Ska-d and The Dark Ska-d

Honorable mention for a real band that could’ve played with The Blinking Underdogs: Luke Skawalker