#SoItGoes

my mother: “why do you need a man? just go to the sperm bank”

men will suck the life out of you and literally rob you of your entire 20s not propose and then have a mental breakdown when you say times up buddy

just got home already want to leave. like leave leave. be alone for a while

i was gonna go to bed but then i clicked on the viral crazy pregnant documentary so i’ll be drinking til 6 if anyone cares

maine and vermont are the only states where i can freely roam without the general vibe of “people are disgusting and evil and there’s no hope in humanity” like tbh if you’re a nihilist you just need to come to new england with a good friend

i’ve survived this weekend subsisting only on fried pickles, coors banquet, and bisexual bitterness

if anyone asks me wtf happened to me 2023-2025 i’m just gonna say i was anna nicole’d bc that is quite literally what happened

sure my life isn’t where i want it but at least im not engaged to a confederate bloodline podcaster who i share on my IG stories “WATCH MY MAN!” talking about “ai protestors” and alex jones aliens who looks like a fucking sea bass when im a straight 9.5 and could’ve had any good man in the world