dumb bitch juice

Lady Dimitrescu loves trans people and respects our identities! She would murder the shit out of me, because I am a manthing, and I would thank her for it with my dying breath!

i want there to be less anime and i want it to be released less frequently because it is being worked on by more animators being paid higher wages working shorter hours and i’m not kidding

This is like the time when this guy was watching Avatar: The Last Airbender in the student lounge at 3 AM. He invited me to watch it with him, but as I walked over I ripped a massive gash in my leg on the side of the table and just… turned so he couldn’t see the blood while I stood and watched the end of the episode with him, because I didn’t want to walk out of the good conversation we were having.

You… have very little drive for survival.

what did happen?? Did you inject straight into a blood vessel?

nah that just Happens to me I guess

Hold on… What happened with the cute barista?

oh she was fine. she survived.

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like... “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

there seems to be a bit of a clerical error here. despite it's name leading you to believe it would be on a saturday, radical saturday is practiced on a friday

Does anyone have that anon accusing someone of fetishising trans men because he, a trans man, kept drawing them?

gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”

Is the post about that one boomer game reviewer who was seething over a game’s dlc having a scene with 2 10 pixel sized pride flags?

my brother treats his kids like this, and they are just about the happiest kids i ever met.

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

Juno, covering the phone to talk to Nureyev: I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the Hyperion Times and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.