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I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

I see a lot of people reblogging old text posts and I just want everyone to know that the attacks are now over. The death toll as of now is 131. Please spread this so everyone knows.

141 now. Also, there is now no blood shortage. Please spread the information.

Anyone watching CNN please get a clearer picture. Children were NOT killed because they were going to school, they were killed because their fathers are in the Army and Talibans are retaliating against Zarb-e-Azb. (The Army’s operation against them.) And hospitals are NOT only taking in male patients because of discrimination. The attack was on the MALE section of the school. The injured ARE mostly males. They really need to stop giving a backward image of Pakistan.

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

Ok, but as a 130 lb anti-sjw female who happens to have her black belt and also owns 3 firearms and a conceal carry permit, I dare you to come at me. See how it goes.

Ok, but as a 130 lb anti-sjw female who happens to have her black belt and also owns 3 firearms and a conceal carry permit, I dare you to come at me. See how it goes.

Ok, but as a 130 lb anti-sjw female who happens to have her black belt and also owns 3 firearms and a conceal carry permit, I dare you to come at me. See how it goes.

Ok, but as a 130 lb anti-sjw female who happens to have her black belt and also owns 3 firearms and a conceal carry permit, I dare you to come at me. See how it goes.

Good aesthetic

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again