how wild it was

1. What the hell happened on that bridge?

2. Why does Eve seem indifferent to Villanelle’s very existence?

3. Why did they make V “kill” a cat?

4. How did V’s almost death not wake Eve up to a single thing about her feelings after all that screaming no no no?

5. Why does Eve give one single fuck about the 12?

6. Why no murder wives season? They didn’t have to be *together* the whole time, but they should’ve been together.

7. How come eps 7 & 8 were completely different to the whole season?

8. Who are the main characters of this show?

9. What was the point of any of the new characters?

10. Why the slap?

11. How does V even know where Eve is staying?

12. Who wrote this stupid ass double meaning dialogue?

13. Why the mean ass stripping in 403?

14. Who cut the CGI budget to $11?

15. How come a sniper couldn’t get a decent hit when V was standing out in the open but managed multiple underwater shots from an unknown vantage point in dirty water AT NIGHT??

16. How come it seemed like V was an annoying kid sister to Eve instead of a formidable assassin / whole series love interest?

17. Why have V & E hooking up with other people till the last minute?

18. Why Pam if not to save V?

19. Why does Hugo exist?

21. Why did Eve take Helene's daughter? Was it really just pettiness?

22. How did Gunn not see Eve in the tree? She was only 10-15 feet up with no zero foliage cover.

23. We always ask why Eve was chasing the Twelve, but after she killed Helene, why the fuck was Villanelle?

24. Why the fuck is Carolyn so loyal to Konstantin but an emotional void with loose morals with everyone else?

26. Why didn't Helene ever go collect Villanelle before Eve had her arrested? She obviously was keeping tabs on her if she knew she'd been arrested.

27. Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to give us Carolyn's backstory when we were never given Eve's?

28. What prompted eve to put that purple scarf on to go pee?

29. Why did Eve start dancing instead of looking for Villanelle after she finished the vows? Eve fucking sticks her nose in everything but this one time she was like, nah.

30. What was the point of seeing Pam enjoy the carnival games and rides?

31. How was Fernanda still coherent after 5 bottles of wine?

32. With all the secrecy and paranoia of the Twelve, why was Fernanda even allowed to live after leaving Lars?

33. How did the pizza cutter kill Konstantin? Seemed like there was time to call for emergency services if Pam had to slice his throat one more time to finish him off.