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Fun time to play: What’s that noise?

Is it the wind and rain?

Is it the heater?

Is it my laptop which seems to have a FUCKING JET ENGINE FOR A COOLING FAN!!??

#WHAT'S THAT NOISE #SHITTY LAPTOP #funtimes

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me: *gets cremated and the ashes pressured into a diamond*

me: *convinces my descendants to do the same and have the gems passed down*

my descendant: protect the family jewels

their friend: *moves hands to protect his family jewels*

my descendent: *confused as to why he would keep them in his pants*

#diamond #family #descendant #family jewels #protect #joke

Just a friendly reminder to whoever stumbles upon this that the smell of cut grass is a warning to the grass around it that it is dying.

You are smelling its screams.

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