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signs as vines pt 1

aries - gimme your fucking money & the fuck is up kyle taurus - my croissant & welcome to chillis gemini - belt & no sleep cuz’ of y'all cancer - i love you bitch & bzzerk leo - so no head? & i do that virgo - ms.keisha & welcome to physics libra - road work ahead & is that a chicken? scorpio - adam & o aa aa aa sagittarius - wow & they were roommates capricorn - you’re not my dad! & hello? aquarius - YEET & two bros chillin’ in a hot tub pisces - look at all those chickens & i have hemorrhoids

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The Signs As Kardashian-Jenners

Aries: Kylie Jenner

Taurus: Rob Kardashian

Gemini: Kris Jenner

Cancer: Kim Kardashian West

Leo: Caitlyn Jenner

Virgo: Penelope Disick

Libra: Kendall Jenner

Scorpio: Scott Disick

Sagittarius: North West

Capricorn: Khloé Kardashian

Aquarius: Kanye West

Pisces: Kourtney Kardashian

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˜”*°• The Signs As Colors •°*”˜

Aries: Cherry Red #9F0622

Taurus: Gingerbread Brown #9F5529

Gemini: Periwinkle Purple #CCCCFF

Cancer: Stone Blue #87ABBB

Leo: Dandelion Yellow #FFD236

Virgo: Hypnotic Greenbrown #544B20

Libra: Lace White #FAF3EB

Scorpio: Burnt Umber Redbrown #8A3324

Sagittarius: Marmalade Orange #F78707

Capricorn: Khaki Brown #C3B091

Aquarius: Ballet Slipper Pink #FFBFCD

Pisces: Pistachio Green #AACE97

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The Signs As Lyrics From Formation By Beyoncé

Aries: When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster

Taurus: I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils

Gemini: Earned all this money, but they never take the country out me

Cancer: I like my baby heir, with baby hair and afros

Leo: You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation

Virgo: Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper

Libra: I dream it, I work hard, I grind ‘til I own it

Scorpio: Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation, ‘cause I slay

Sagittarius: If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper

Capricorn: I see it, I want it, I stunt, yellow bone it

Aquarius: Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess

Pisces: I’m so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress, stylin’

The Signs As Vine Quotes

Aries: “What up, I’m Jared I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read”

Taurus: "Hi welcome to Chili's"

Gemini: "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH"

Cancer: "Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

Leo: "What the FUCK is up Kyle"

Virgo: "Look at all these chickens"

Libra: "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED"

Scorpio: "Next time you put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH"

Sagittarius: "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"

Capricorn: "You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT”

Aquarius: "Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my lord!"

Pisces: "Suh dude"

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knowing

Hey! I just wanted to stop by and say you’re really pretty!!!! like super gorgeous. and now this gay is gonna jazz hands her way out.

Omg!! Message me. And thanks so much. Jazz hands back here

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ambris

Please, never let this meme die.

silkirose

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

wizardshark

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

cyborgsmanifesto

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

4velitta4

I feel like this could be useful in my future

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REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

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pogocore

there you go anon!!

#selfie

Post a selfie!

Okay I will!

#it #it2017 #sophia lillis #finn wolfhard #jaeden lieberher #jack d grazer #wyatt oleff #chosen jacobs #jeremy ray taylor

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Small Jackaboy!

Look at the angry small bean!

therealjacksepticeye

oooooh I like this a lot :D

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