Need a cuddle that turns into sex that turns into a cuddle that turns into napping together

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

Definitely pro-Satan.

If Tumblr goes down I’ll meet you all in 2 years at the Sabaody Archipelago

nicole dollanganger sounds best at night time while driving on a empty road sorry i dont make the rules

those little rubber balls that old mechanical computer mouses use to have in them are now viable potion ingredients

*making an inviisbility brew* O Eye of Newt and Ball of Mouse……

Stop. Normaling. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

you say this like most people on this website wouldn’t want exactly that to happen, myself included

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic