It’s 2AM and I’ve got two words: BOOTY.CALL.
So first I’m thinking, “YESSS!” And then I’m thinking:
“Oh shit! Have I shaved?
Are there still trains, is it going to rain, should I roll a J first, where the hell are my papers, do I spend the night or..? Who took my lighter?!
How am I gonna get home? Do I even wanna bone? Yeah okay sorta oright I’ll check the trains.
NNNGGGGG
I check the time: it’s already 2:02!
Well, shit.
Now it’s too late!
What am I gonna do?
Shit shit, I figure I’m still gonna smoke this J
I get a little high and I think of prying on fly Thai girls that I’d like to date,
and I listen to “Eye of the Tiger” while I masturbate.
I get a glance at the poster of Osama Bin Laden on my wall
And I think to myself, “Yeah, that’s not going to work at all”
But then I think, “…but maybe it will”
So I think about how it might feel
To rub up on that AK and I get the chills
My nipples perk up and to my surprise
I start imagining Bin Laden’s beard between my thighs
And then I’m riding his face with his hands up on my waist
And he’s working that tongue like a chopper, real proper, while I’m swinging the American flag around like a helicopter!
Next thing you know, though
he’s got me in a chokehold, pumpin his Al-quaeda invada in and out of my throat hole. Whoa!!
I go to undo his turban
And then for some reason there was a big, black dick on his head!! (I was a little bit high so I guess that makes sense, but I was like, “why is this making me wet?”)
Okay whatever, so I start giving his head head, then my phone flashes from the edge of the bed
I can make out a message saying, ” Are you coming?” from tonight’s man
And I laugh to myself and think, “you wouldn’t even understand” ☝👋 #performancepiece #untitled #imgoingtohell
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