MagikarpBoobies

Did the Pokemon Declaration and put together a poem for my dear Magikarp. All the other Magikarp declarations are just as lovely and beautiful 🥺

I've been playing Heartgold and I name every Pokemon I catch. This Magikarp is named Lips.

How to fly an interstellar ship 101

my thingies who are always sniffing things for no damn reason

be nice to him its his first day!! 🎉🎉🎉

I'm always afraid people think this secretly about me, but some strangers are bold enough to say it out loud

The embrace that feels like home

I mean, it's a heck of a way to get your cardio in

Pidgeot (2024) - Genetic Apex (Mewtwo Pack) Illustrator: Anesaki Dynamic

Quick little Goblin lady, her name is Bobbi ✨

in my delusions, i have 30 hours of gameplay now…

I love women.

I don't even have premade garlic bread, either, 2 am me just put butter, cheese, and garlic salt on two slices of bread and toasted it

thankfully, pokemon centers have by and large banned the selling of pokemon on their premises. combined with a phenomenal education campaign about the needs and capabilities of magikarp on the part of the magikarp jump association, this has made trying to sell magikarp unprofitable enough that most of these street vendors have given up. if someone is truly interested in raising magikarp, it's much better to either catch one from the wild or purchase one from a reputable breeder or store!

But lo! A twist! The woman's fears were misplaced, for she did get into her dream college. Her dream college in Ireland. For obvious reasons, she could not bring her hulking creation with her across the pond, so she gifted it to her local game store, Nowhere's Store of Forgotten Lore, in Springfield Missouri. Legend says it can still be found there to this day, available for sale, waiting for his trainer to arrive.