i am madly in love with u

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

psyching myself up to to the grocery store and put several tins of sardines, a jar of chili crisp and a bottle of gin on the conveyor

Do you think today's teens are asking their crushes out to prom via amazing digital circus themed poster boards like stuff saying Life Would Be An Amazing Digital Circus If You Went To Promni With Me...

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me