no

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

It was simple addition, really.

my name isn't even david

im feeling so sensual and nude

any other type of unpleasant weather can be made more tolerable by remembering how bad hot weather feels

cannot stress enough that anti-ace sentiment should be treated as extremely suspect. like wdym you have beef with the group whose core philosophy is “you are not obligated to have sex, ever” 🤨

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal

Ya know what I should kidnap a princess it's been awhile since I've done something fun for myself

Okay so it's been a few months since I kidnapped the princess and uh. No one has come to try to rescue her yet. Like at all. I sent a spy to the kingdom and they just don't care. Like they know she's gone and they're not bothering. She's been crying for a few days straight now. Idk what I'm supposed to do here.

An update on the princess. She kinda broke and was very... hollow for a bit there. It took some time to get her interested in learning magic but she eventually came around to it. I'm trying to goad her into reaping bloody vengeance on the family that abandoned her but she's just been really focused on her studies. Maybe once she's more capable, she is still a beginner after all.

It's been a couple of months and the princess' progess on her magical studies is absolutely *stellar* I swear this kid is a generational prodigy she's already bent a Cambion to her will and is casting higher level necromancy and evocation spells. She's such a good apprentice. Is this what it's like to be a proud dad? I'm buying her a gift. Teenage girls enjoy tomes full of dark rituals and such, yeah?

anyway how often do children die in peaceful beforus that there needs to be a lusus rescue center

and medical malpractice

wait, maybe it's not so much dead children but guardians of culled kids abandoning their lusus because they're redundant (or more likely getting in the way of their institutional abuse)?

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate