Nerd Goat

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

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It's okay to end your novel with the murderer getting a hot girlfriend.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

dear god im back in the fucking building again (fighting for my life while i try to write little pieces of sly thieves through time)

chat im once again going against god (giving the sharkman huge tits)

That’s a tarot card

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

personally i think miucrosoft should be sued for what they're doing to the game industry

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN