Keep on Keepin' On

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

Step over ants. Put worms back in the grass. Rescue baby caterpillars. Release spiders back into your garden. Open a window for a bee to fly home. They are all little souls that deserve a life too.

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

i may not be smoking hot but i sure as hell am smoking pot

Get drunk & text me telling me how much you want me

After you nut, you and shawty talk about life goals and waits for your dick to get hard again.

me smoking weed: this is going to fix everything

Date a boy who can comfort you when you start to cry

yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories