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Martin Freeman, Excited by Spring

Squid O squid! Sing about Big Blooming Cactus! Sing about The Perfect Scorch of Fresh Wind! Spring is here! Spring blooms! I'm an ass and an exciting man! Seersucker fabric! Good God!

#Martin Freeman #spring #seersucker

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Martin Freeman Attempts to Groom a Wild Turkey at the Zoo

Oh, wild turkey! Incomprehensible feather! It hangs from your chest. I'll pick it from you. But you will be angry with me. You are not really cool! I know you're wild. Do not be surprised!

#Martin Freeman #wild turkey #zoo

Another Dream?

Martin Freeman is asleep on the floor. I sit and lick his hair. Oh no! Amanda does not like it! And now my husband is angry! My husband will divorce. But I was loving Martin Freeman like a cat!

#martin freeman #amanda abbington #cats #dreams

Martin Freeman, Stinking Drunk, Sings a Christmas Carol He Just Made Up While Standing on the Corner in His Boxer Shorts

Merry Christmas for a quiet cow Screaming Dog, Merry Christmas Merry Christmas about the pig and the goose From Merry Christmas to rotten tribal records Merry Christmas, you and me Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

#martin freeman #Christmas carol #boxer shorts

Is XAMS Time Again!

It is the beloved Christmas story from our Land of Birth. You will enjoy and full of wonderful!

Congested Goldfish and Baloney Wolf

Baloney Wolf live in the desert. He who stinks forever of shit had no friends, because the smell. Other animals saying “Nonsense Wolf, you are such a cruster! Hahahahahahaha!”

In the desert is also a small pond waters of life. In it lives Congested Goldfish. She is beautiful, beautiful, but lonely, because no other goldfish here. It is the desert! Of course!

So the Baloney Wolf from thirst one day drinks. Congested Goldfish, she greeted, and Nonsense Wolf greeted, and that Crap Wolf know is this like wow: this goldfish can not smell!

One day, a bright star appears in the night sky.

“Wow!” Nonsense Wolf surprise!

“Wow!” Congested Goldfish said. “She is like me, in a bigger water up there!”

Each animal come.

“We’ve seen a baby who was sent by God!”

So, badger.

So, goats.

So cattle.

So, tapir.

So, every animal, every one!

Nonsense Wolf said, “Hey! I also want to see the baby who is sent by God!”

“I think, too,” said Congested Goldfish. “But I can not leave this pond for desert travel!”

“I know an idea,” said Baloney Wolf. “I untenable and you in my mouth swim there!”

Therefore, they do stuff that Nonsense Wolf said. Congested Goldfish swim in water Nonsense Wolf into the mouth. Everything will be fine!

But oh no! Crap Wolf see the new camel feces. “I will soon launch!”

It’s the idea.

Baloney Wolf run to roll in shit. But is not shit! Dynamite!

Explosion!!! and Nonsense Wolf and Congested Goldfish dies.

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Martin Freeman!

Martin Freeman drives a badass Gremlin. Martin Freeman drives it through the Kremlin. Crash bang boom! Boom crash bang! Knocking down buildings with his big damn wang! La la la la la ... Martin Freeman! La la la la la ... Martin’s THE man! Second verse, same as the first!

#Martin Freeman #the hit that's sweeping the nation #rock and roll music

Martin Freeman Wonders Why Tumblr Is Now For Children Only!

Content for adults. I'm sorry a little. Do you want to be an adult? Do not stay here.

#Martin Freeman #adult content #for children only

Martin Freeman Gives a Wedding Toast

Imagine that you will be well balanced.

You are all gleaming.

You can do anything.

The whale is good.

#martin freeman #wedding #toasts #true love #whales

Martin Freeman Refuses to Celebrate Thanksgiving

Because

he’s

British,

duh.

#Martin Freeman #thanksgiving

Is a Dream

Last night I dreamed

of the wild west remake

of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

starring Martin Freeman

as the jig-dancing piano instructor.

The piano keys

were made of fruit

and the piano

was out of tune.

#Martin Freeman #dream #piano #jig #Willy Wonka

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Martin Freeman Says His Prayers

Father, you're full of heaven. A crown of glory, the compassionate Mother. The blessing of wheat and children's conferences. Brazil's blessed forests. Give blessings to those who cry. Bless this disaster. Amen and Amen.

#Martin Freeman #prayer

19 Ways of Looking at Martin Freeman

A lonely mountain. Faint accents of an Englishman Moss is green. The same is true of money.

#martin freeman

Martin Freeman Will Avenge You

I, Martin Freeman, will avenge you

with dynamite

with rocket launcher

with bare knuckles

with brass knuckles

with a squid.

#Martin Freeman #vengeance

Martin Freeman Discovers the Mysterious Meaning of the Song of the Bird

Listen to Judge Robin! Check out, and do not think! It sounds like Morse code or a subtitle in my ear I understand, "Worm is a monster!" Donkey’s dream? Tiger's head!

#Martin Freeman #robin #birdsong

Martin Freeman Throbbed the Hell of a Clown Puppet

Stop! This is a clown doll! Why walk like a man? The devil lives in this fabric And he made a bad dream run after me. Damn doll! I am fucking you up! Adjust the explosives! Hell is a glutinous brownie!

#Martin Freeman #clow #clown #puppet #doll

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Martin Freeman Celebrates the First Day of October

Oh, October! You are a weird moon! Pumpkin and spice time Age of Ghosts and Superheroes The time of dead leaves Wet feet Warm tea Cold nose Fuck you, October! You are stupid!

#Martin Freeman #october

Martin Freeman Takes Matters Into His Own Hands

I'm gonna write fucking poetry! Here's one about me going to the bus: "Hello people! I'm also waiting for the bus. I'm a famous actor. That's how it is! You know me from a lot of commercials! Bus service is real!"

#Martin Freeman #poetry #bum

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