some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

my hand…… needs…. to be…………….. held….

growth is sometimes a lonely process

on 2012, one direction released their debut album, up all night. the four years that followed were delightful, and the world seemed at peace. but everything was disrupted when they announced their hiatus around 2016. terrible things started happening; trump got elected, countries fell into crisis, climate change got worse, jared leto played the joker… the list goes on and on. One Direction delayed the 2012 apocalypse by releasing bop after bop, and now that they’re inactive we’re doomed. In this essay I will-

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

resist the urge to give up on healing just because it is slow

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

next years mood is love, same as always