warp speed chic

everybody wanna be jeremy till things start getting fragrant

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

men used to put their neckties on their heads to show they were drunk at parties. we used to be a real society

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

Cottage core but the people in the cottage are insane and do not know how to live in a cottage

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

one day ure 22 then the next ure 23. sick. twisted. dark sided. limp wristed.