Glenn Rheesus Christ is Risen

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

its elmos world were just living in it

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

Oh... so shawty is like a melody in your head. So I’m nothing to you.?

I love not knowing who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go “I don’t know who the FUCK this is” and move on. I love that

supreme champion…. of my heart

this was the milkshakes’ fault

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

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