GLEEP & GLURP

Mario Kart GO would be absolute mayhem

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

The burqa must make it much easier for Muslims to crossdress.

By spending over $90,000,000 and using tons of heavy construction equipment to build a replica Ark, Ken Ham may have just proved that the story of Noah’s Ark is impossible.

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” would be a relevant question when hiring a psychic.

Tinder and Spotify should pair up and match you with people who listen to the same music as you.

When I was younger I used to think Squidward was a total A-Hole but im older I realise it’s Spongebob who is the total A-Hole.