“ Said I don't wanna talk, just go away! ”

“ ★~ Or maybe they'll say, "Ewww! He's blue all over! Gross!" and start poking me with a stick! Nooo! Help meee! ”

wheeheeeheehee...... no promises player two, this is peak blackmail and ragebait..... wheehehe!!

hhh... yeah can't wait to interact with more normies. haha. ...... and you're right, he has seemed pretty weird lately ... ill ask him bout it later.......... i think..... I don't wanna like. accidentally trigger a dialogue option I wasn't prepared for or some ultra rare boss fight......

wheeheehee.... kitty ...... awwww..... I wanna huff that cat ..... wheeheeeheeheeeee.....

. . . ok ig thx..

riddle is terrifying but... can be pretty nice...... and Leona is..... an unc..... also a chud...... and Azul is pretty peak except for when he starts trying to rope someone into a contract ...... and Kalim is the one person I never wanna run into— hes way to extroverted.... then there's vil—... he's like one of those sexy anime boys in real life. NOT CALLING HIM SEXY BUT ITS TRUE— and malleus is .. uh..... malleus..

wh—WHAT?!???? WHATDOYIUMEANWAIT NONONONO YOUCOULDVEATLEAST GAVE ME A 24HOURWARNINNGGG!!!!! EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!

oh— uhm.... is there like........... that one brand of gummies that's like.... you can peel them... or smth........ and maybe a 12 pack of Monsters too..... or some white peach red bull..................... if that's ok.............

luckily I don't plan on having kids..... thts still pretty evil tho man—

h... h.. hi. yeah th—tgats me.... uhhh.. mm uhm. nice to meet you......?? your from that one college right....hhhh... perdauxter, was it???..... cool beans....

but I'm supposed to be quirky and different why WOULDNT I drink from a measuring cup.

n—NO IM NOT?!? I will NOT become more of a chud than I already am— I REFUSE!!!!