it had to be done.

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

Kinda hilarious when people try 'Jews are European colonisers' material without updating the visual language from 1930s Germany. Like, yeah, we need to get these beady-eyed, curly-haired, hooked-nosed, swarthy, bearded invaders out of *checks notes* the middle east.

what is it about the european psyche that makes it so that they have to implode themselves over jews existing every one hundred years. like is it a curse or a vitamin deficiency or what

say it with me: the only lesson jews learned during the holocaust was that next to no one will save them when it matters most. nothing else.

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

@ellakas

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

the night mares will continue

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.