Ana

Jason in glasses is the biggest kept secret in the entire verse, and it’s not that Jason is trying to hide it per se, it’s just that it’s a rare thing when he isn’t just chilling at home watching TV that he wears glasses. Even his own family didn’t realize he wore glasses. You see, he is near-sighted, so when he goes out as Red Hood, the lenses and HUD in his hood and his domino mask compensate for his difficulty seeing far away. And when he isn’t doing that he usually likes to wear contacts when out in public anyway because shattered glass and plastic of metal in your eyes when someone punches you out while wearing glasses isn’t fun and Jason is paranoid. So, he only wears them in places he thinks are safe and only to see far away things, so he doesn’t usually need them for reading either.

Everyone at the JL found out Jason wore glasses when Oracle asked him to come in to do monitor duty, so just watching the screens basically. And Jason was like, ugh, I don’t want to I’m just lazing around for once, but everyone else was busy so he’s like, whatever fine. So he goes in wearing low-slung workout sweats and a loose t-shirt and his glasses and he’s got a book and he just reads his book in the computer chair and plays solitaire on the computers while wearing his glasses.

So finally the emergency taking everyone away is over with and people start pouring into the watchtower and Jason thinks, okay finally someone can take this away from me, it’s so fucking boring, and that’s when Barry comes in saying he’ll take over, and Jason turns around in the computer chair and Barry is just like, “asdgfhjk…” enraptured by the glasses and the way they make him look so studious and cute and make you really focus on his blue-green eyes. Jason doesn’t even notice that Barry is literally stunned into silence, and he says, great I’m getting the hell out of here, see ya!

And then on the way to the boom tubes he pretty much passes every other member of the Justice League who just shuts up and follows him with their eyes as he passes by and Jason doesn’t even notice because he just wants to leave, he would literally kill for a fresh grilled burger right now, he’d finished his book two hours ago and he was so over this shit. So he just peaces out without talking to anyone and and that’s when the legend of Jason Todd, sexy librarian edition began.

Have some Jason with glasses:

I’m not sure if anyone has already done this before, but here is a redraw of that Uptown Girls scene but with Jason Todd

And there are all these reports on how new slang is and how to understand it and getting it wrong. BUT 2001 GOT ME

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.