I HATE HIS ASS!!!

That's why you don't go to the Nether without food lmao

Random MC!Other momence because I missed breaking His bones(¿?

I DO agree with u on leonard being extremely generous and buying things for red to try and impress and woo him but as for how it started well I have my own headcanons. leonard most likely fell in love first some time like between the first and second movie cuz of that brief frame where he's LITERALLY wearing a onesie of his "enemy." cmon we know what u are

when he first makes a move it would definitely be some sort of big gesture like how the green pig balloons flew over bird island in the second movie (also note that the letter he wrote has XOXO) and red would just flat out reject him. after leonard gets down on one knee n looks up at red like he's about to propose, he doesn't even get a chance to let out a word before red gives a hard "NO." in typical tabm humor (he would of course still have some resentment)

after a while of begging n pleading n a LOT of trespassing with red to just "please give him a chance" n "I'll spoil you with anything" red finally just bursts n gives in on a few conditions. he's dirt poor n he can't afford some things (headcanon since he can't even keep a job n is apparently the only bird who's been fired the most times in bird history, according to ab comics: flight school) so he offers to go on a date with him begrudgingly IF only it would be somewhere private where no one he knows would see him n he gets some money afterwards since he knows leonards royalty, so why not use that to his advantage?

but eventually after a while of anxiously waiting the next day n wondering if leonard even remembered he's suddenly kidnapped n shipped back to piggy Island, he immediately recognizes what's happening n starts regretting his choice as he's brought to the kings palace. they had to tie him down to a chair just to stop his thrashing since he was kicking and clawing at everything, but he does get tired and calms down on his own but that doesn't mean he's happy about it.

hes then brought out to the balcony where leonard sits at a small round table just enough for the two of them and overlooks his kingdom in pride, before turning his head around and looking over at red with a genuine but mischievous smirk. leonard starts using his usual charm n tries to woo red again like before, but this time... it's almost working. maybe its just the romantic nature of it all? the orange sky fading into the dark night in the background, the candles blowing softly around them n almost threatening to put out, n so up-close n personal with someone like him. or maybe it's just his inexperience with affection? he's never had someone work so hard n put up with so much just for him. just for... red doesn't realize he's been quiet this whole time n has been glancing away at the balcony n occasionally back at leonard in awe n disbelief, to the point that leonard was basically talking to himself.

the atmosphere wasn't awkward at all though, somehow. leonard was almost a magician at making conversations feel incredibly natural, or maybe that just comes from being a king. he was talking n wearing himself out, probably not even sure that his advances might work, just for... just for red. n that's when it clicked, when red finally realized. leonard wasnt doing this just for beneficial reasons, he was doing this because he genuinely wanted to. he wouldn't possibly do all of this just for another attempt at stealing eggs, it'd be way too much work n he'd need to have at least some common sense to know that it wasnt even effective. but he was willing to do this just for red, even when the stakes of being rejected n all of his hard work going to waste was still high.

leonard suddenly paused and noticed reds intense stare at him, "...what're you looking at? something on my face?" he joked and chuckled, not at all bothered by him. "...I-I change my mind. We're a thing now." red declared suddenly with a flat but almost embarrassed expression, leonard almost choking on his champagne in surprise. he managed to drink it down n quickly calmed down, raising his eyebrows n smirking pridefully again. "Oh, how sweeeeettt... but couldn't you have waited until the fireworks?" leonard snickered n picked up a small detonater, nonchalantly pressing the button n the sky errupting with specifically red and green lights.

(SHIT SORRY DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS SO LONG I BLACKED OUT AT 1 AM N HERE I AM NOW)

its alright anon you're safe with me

That's why you don't go to the Nether without food lmao

Random MC!Other momence because I missed breaking His bones(¿?

That's why you don't go to the Nether without food lmao

Random MC!Other momence because I missed breaking His bones(¿?

Boots n Bombs? More like Cans n Cupcakes!!..