the almighty rambling corner

Took a break from DS Cute because I have like a year or two to go for marriage and it's been six years already and I want to explode and instead play Back to Nature for She/Her Gays and on my first couple days in Mineral Town (again) one guy thought I was so cute upon first meeting me that he scurried inside a shop, got kicked out by his own grandfather, and then had to shamefully walk away, and another guy scuttled away when I told him how much I'd like to hang out with him and then his pastor tried to employ him at my farm against his will (I had 0 dollars). Don't listen to the haters play Harvest Moon Boy & Girl

People should also have extra pair of limbs I think. Leg arms. Multifunctional. They can hand and they can foot. They can give you double the scuttle or double the hug. Also. buge <3

Top ten fictional characters who would benefit from having a tail to emote with instead of their grubby little hands, number one may surprise you (it's me)

Okay so just wanted to report I got my hair put in a ponytail a few hours ago because I got upset that I couldn't look pretty like my fictional guy of the week and I realized I've been wanting to dress like my blorbos for actual years now probably since I was twelve or thirteen at the latest. Lowkey didn't look half bad once my hair started coming a bit loose so I didn't look Hairy Bald in the front. And like the thought of the ponytail before I even got my hair tied up was genuinely making me like happy and shy. And like yeah a ponytail is nothing drastic but when you're broke tm and it's completely reversible that's actually quite a fantastic deal. I did not want a ponytail before recently, I hated the one or two times I had one as a kid. So I don't know what this is. In terms of putting a word to it. I don't know if it's invidious attraction or gender envy or whimsy or lacking variety getting to me or if I just want to Become things I love as a way of expressing that I love them. But the ponytail was fun I might get it again tomorrow

Here at John Automobile we ensure that every car has some amount of wheel

Lowkey need to learn to draw someday so I can make a post like hey what do y'all think of my LAL near future family tree :3 with little doodles of the characters and it's like Matsu's in a weird in-between state and off to the side there's just some guy and the more you look the more you realize it's complete fucking nonsense write that down okay

Sometimes I will feel mildly uncomfortable and my brain is like "my body is slowly falling apart" and y'know what maybe it should. Maybe I should crumble to a heap of parts on the floor with a lego death sound for a while and then have a friend put me back together I bet it feels so fuckign good really,,

I'm not entirely on board with having telepathy or anyone other than me having mind reading but I am all for the idea of gathering thoughts both visual and audible into bubbles and wiggling my fingers to make them float and then casting them softly toward you where they then burst and shower you with raw sounds and pictures before your very mind and also soak your hair

Someday you're going to find me in an apartment with a tear soaked pillow and an empty 2 liter sparkling water bottle and it'll be because I said "is this anything" and someone said no