Veronica Mars Quote Rp Meme
“Why can’t the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?”
“If There’s A Justification For My Actions Right Now, It’s This: I Have Gone Completely Mad.”
“I knew I should have included a few discrete lesbian overtones in that poem.”
“Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.”
“Underneath that angry young woman show, there’s a slightly less angry woman who’s just dying to bake me something.”
“It’s great talking to someone for whom ‘bogart’ isn’t a verb.”
“…Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball.”
“I prefer most of the people on my floor not in my room.”
Great. I’ll just go out into the hall and look for the guy twirlling his moustache!
“Here’s What You Do… You Get Tough. You Get Even.”
Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. I’m surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesn’t protest.
“Consider my mind blown. Then put back together and blown again.”
“Why Do You Insist On Pissing Me Off?”
“You Get Tough. You Get Even”
“Oh, You Don’t Even Want To Mess With Me On That Today”
“You’ve Nearly Warmed This Cold, Cold Heart Of Mine”
“You Know What’s Really Disturbing About You…Other Than Everything?”
“You Seem To Care A Bit What I Think”
“Despite Popular Opinion You Really Can’t Beat The Truth Out Of Someone”
“98 Out Of 100 People At That Party Would Walk Over My Corpse For Free Gum”
‘What I’m trying to say is that I’m in love with you.’
‘I’m not going to see you for a week. That’s, like, a month.’
‘Well first, I’d just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.’
‘I’m the one who’s responsible for what happened to you. And I can’t take that I hurt you like that. I can’t take that I hurt you when all I wanna do is protect you.
‘I got it. No calling you “bobcat,” no talk of milky thighs.’
‘As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.’
‘I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.’
‘Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!’
‘No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.’
‘Wow, you’d think if hell froze over maybe it’d be on the news.’
‘Never underestimate the size of my cojones.’
‘Sometimes I’m up all night, just thinkin’ about myself.’
‘If you really want flowers, dying seems to be the way to go.
‘Oh, I exist? I thought I felt different today.’
‘How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get the finger tapping down?’
‘Well, there was this one girl. She was blonde, petite. Smelled of marshmallows and promises.’
I bet you’d be pretty psyched if I found someone who could help.
See, so he’s not even a very good murderer.
Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!
Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for a school fundraising auction.
I never want you to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.
The hero is the one that stays… and the villain is the one that splits.
No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.
Do you even know how to play poker?
So, my tax dollars at work. Where were you, getting thirds at the Crazy Girls lunch buffet?
I hear you do detective stuff for people.
How’s about an early peak at one of your Christmas presents?
This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me!
“I Hope We’re Still Friends After I Taser You."
"Here’s What You Do… You Get Tough. You Get Even.”
“If There’s A Justification For My Actions Right Now, It’s This: I Have Gone Completely Mad."
"This Is Where I Belong, In The Fight. It’s Who I Am.”
“I Convinced Myself Winning Meant Getting Out. But In What World Do You Get To Leave The Ring And Declare Victory.”
“After All These Years, Do You Not Instinctively Fear Me?”
“And I’ll Be Sittin’ Over Here, Chillin’ Like A Villain.”
“You Don’t Care Now, But Holy Crap Are You Gonna Care When I Start To Get My Revenge On. You’ll Be Doing All Sorts Of Carin’.”
“You Know, Dad, I’m Old School, An Eye For An Eye.”
“Oh, You Don’t Even Want To Mess With Me On That Today.”
“I Think We Have A Choice. I Think We Could Take A Tough, But Survivable Amount Of Pain Now, Or Stay Together And Deal With Unbearable Pain Later. So I Vote For The Pain Now.”
“It’s All Fun And Games Till One Of You Gets My Foot Up Your Ass.”
“Tragedy Blows Through Your Life Like A Tornado, Uprooting Everything. Creating Chaos. You Wait For The Dust To Settle And Then You Choose. You Can Live In The Wreckage And Pretend It’s Still The Mansion You Remember. Or You Can Crawl From The Rubble And Slowly Rebuild."