whatever my brain won't shut up about

That part during the Valentine raid where Jan shits on Integra bc of the fancy cigars she buys is hilarious. As if that man wouldn't supply himself with cocaine and hallucinogens if he had a government paycheck that fat.

gonna vent. I roll my fucking eyes most of the time when I see art of Seras Victoria on any other website. so many people look at her, already a quite voluptuous and attractive woman, and say "alright, time to turn her E cups to J cups, give her an hourglass figure, and simultaneously thick thighs that also have a thigh gap." and that's before you get to the ACTUAL NSFW stuff, where half the time all that is worse and the sex looks decidedly unenjoyable for her. And I get that everyone has their style and preferences, and i should not yuck someone else's yum, but she's more than just a blonde with a big pair in a short skirt. and for some reason Tumblr is the only place that seems to consistently get that. my kingdom for on model Seras Victoria art.

I FELL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AGAIN! POLICE GIRL HELP!

every time someone writes a Hellsing fic where Alucard's characterization is based on the Abridged instead of canon, an angel loses its wings