Succumb to the Great Giratina

we have our ups and downs but you always help me get through it.

honest to god i hate the fairly odd parents SO much why the fuck did TIMMY FUCKING TURNER get god damn fairies?? both his parents love him…. he lives in an upper middle class household…. his only problem is that he has a kind of mean baby sitter sometimes…. AND THEN you look at fuckin chester. his friend chester…. oh my god. this boy deserves fairies so much more… he lives in literal poverty, his dad is UNIVERSALLY HATED so much so that he wears a bag over his face bc he cant even show his face in public without being harassed… and this guy doesnt deserve fairies? are u serious? did u think i wouldnt fuckin notice that shit? did u seriously think i didnt see chester mcbadbat standing right there next to timmy stupid ass turner? chester eats from the fucking GARBAGE CAN. im sorry but i cannot believe for one second that timmy deserves fairies more than chester, who is the sweetest kindest person on the whole damn show and he gets shat on constantly by the universe and the fact that his friend timmy gets god parents and not him is like the icing on the fucking cake huh, the last slap in the face from the universe to confirm to chester that life sucks…. listen chester i am here for you and i love you even when the rest of the world doesnt… i WILL protect you

reblog if you’ve bought a gaming console only because you wanted to play a particluar game that is only playable on that  console

Your kid calls you into their room one night, “There’s something under the bed.” You go down to check it out and upon inspection see your child under the bed and they whisper “I think theres a monster on the bed.”

“Knock it off and go to bed.” My children are twins. They’ve done this every day for a week. I’m tired.