Yo. Hey. I'm Shea.

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

so who’s ready for loser queer summer

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

I know they're professional improvisors making a tv show so of course they have to do the most entertaining thing possible whenever they're given an option, but as someone who used to GM WoD watching City Council of Darkness is so stressful. If people showed up to an actual home tabletop game and played like this I'd stop running the game. It's well suited to what they're actually doing (entertaining us the viewers) but Jesus Christ I could never ever be Brennan in this scenario. He is bending over backwards to handle them with kiddie gloves at every turn because they can't shatter the masquerade and all get executed mid-season while they're shoplifting from the cops for no reason and deliberately being as suspicious and alarming as possible in public in order to entertain us, the viewers buying Dropout subscriptions.

I do think that VtM deserved a party that would have played it straight, like if they brought in Aabria and Grant and Katie or something, but alas, the main party gets more views. This season probably should have been Delta Green or something.

Delta Green would've RULED for this.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs