Yo. Hey. I'm Shea.

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

The thing about anti-libby posts, because ebooks have to be paid for yearly while physical books only have to be paid for once, is that yes, physical books are cheaper for the library to acquire- but the library has a budget they chose to allocate, whether it's on software, subscriptions to digital encyclopedias, or ebook rentals. If they chose to rent ebooks, it was because they want you to read them, and using any of their services looks good for them. Check out physical books by all means, but don't feel guilty about checking out ebooks.

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

i think in the spirit of august everyone should get sluttier

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

measure twice cut- well no go measure again because you forgot

🐖 hoggust (happy august)

coffee mug for people who are doomed that says Don't Talk To Me Until It's Too Late

Okay, this is actually funny

The problem with doing Odyssey adaptations is they already did O Brother Where Art Thou