I am the Ginger Panda

WWE is anime for rednecks

You know you are being truly loved, when your pet can lie down on your chest to fall asleep and snore. Think about that when you’re feeling down.

Dr. Seuss would kill in rap battles.

Every morning, Jeff Bezos wakes up and decides to not end world hunger.

Accents are font settings for your mouth.

The thought of “Wanting to die” as a whole has being normalized to the point that, when said in public, people might even answer with “Same” or “Me too” instead of worrying about ones well being.

#MillennialLife2020

At some point, some absolute madlad of a caveman went “I’m gonna go up to that wolf, flip it over, and rub its belly!”, and so he did.

Putting dirty clothes on is so much more unbearable than keeping dirty clothes on.

Almost all posts on here make you think ‘No s**t, Sherlock’

Cinderella’s shoe apparently fit perfectly, yet it fell off

The Simpsons’ “predictions” were just the result of the writers not realizing how low humanity will sink.

Penguins and flying fish are opposite animals.

People who are socially anxious aren’t afraid of what other people think about them, they’re afraid of what they THINK other people COULD think about them

Anal beads make a shitty necklace

If someone could walk on water, they could tightrope walk across a stream of piss.

Nothing triggers anxiety quite like someone saying “Play some music” and you not knowing anything about their music taste/preferences.

Dogs who bark all day because they miss their owners probably think their owners come back only because they bark all day.