GayHufflepuff

I am both of these scenarios

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

who the fuck is in the driver’s seat

WHO IS SHE

The cause of your grades dropping next semester

And my panties.

THE NOTES

I WANT THIS TO SHOW UP IN MY DASH MORE OFTEN PLEASE

Goddamn those notes. 👀👀👀

Rule #1: reblog whenever this is in your dash

queen.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @drfitzmonster @brookietf ;-)

SWEET JESUS I ADORE HER :D

DATE MEEEEE

Always

I WANT THIS

I wish I could have it :(

i’m fucking crying i NEED

MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP MOON LAMP

I NEEEEED this! Adding to my endless Christmas list!

I have one and they are dope!!!

I got one of these over the break and it’s great!

Sis gave me this for Christmas, it’s even more amazing than I thought cuz when you charge it it’s red like a blood moon, when you unplug it just touch a small silver circle, the only part non identical to the moon’s features, and it lights up, you can make it bright white or yellowish with a tap of the finger, hold the tip of your finger on the same spot to make it brighter or darker. And the details must be 3d printed cause when it lights up its a perfect replica of the moon, even the far side, not like the cheap lumpy knock offs at toy stores, this is a real detailed thoughtful peice of art. Best part, I get to carry the moon around with me to light my path at night, fall asleep reading by moonlight, and guess what…I actually have the moon that people have been fantasizing for centuries about capturing, lassoing, and bringing down to earth as a show of their love. I finally have the moon!

My mom fucking got me this for christmas. I am shook

rate

Top five, best Moons of all time.

I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want

I NEEEEDDDDD THISSSSS

I adore this

this video cured my anxiety, my acne, my life 

I need me a dog like that!

You know your own identity best. Only you get to decide your labels.

When you make a low key gay joke that no one understand, but you hear someone snort and you’re like “oh, a fellow gay”