My Favourite Murder podcast quotes:
Stay sexy donāt get murdered
This is terrible. Keep going.Ā
Pepper spray first, apologise later.
Hereās the thing, fuck everyone.
Itās really hard to strangle someone, so maybe donāt do it.
The only people that have secret diaries are going to fucking murder someone.
Itās never a mannequin!
Fuckinā denim jacket much, Steve!
Find the one thing you love and shut up about it
Letās use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil
Steven! Make me sound like I can read!
Two things organ music is good for: ice skating and mass murder.
Unless youāre a ghost baseball player you donāt need to be in that field.
Just get a job, buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.
Youāre in a cult, call your dad.
Donāt take shit to your grave. Ā Youāre being a selfish dick.Ā