so perfect and pure and gynecologically demure

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

you can’t even say i only like nicki’s verse on monster now. there’s no one left on that song. now we have to talk about bon iver 🙄

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

willabee in overalls what will she do

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

we're saying hi if you want in on this