Half Gay

why

in the future everything is chrome

i’ve been on tumblr for 5 years and I’ve been seeing posts about Bjork consistently for these 5 years and I still don’t know who she is 

When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out

This

This generation lacks this tho

do you guys really think divorce happens because someone gets mad one time like I got some big news for you

BOOST

Anybody recognize him?

i keep thinking about this vine and it’s honestly so wonderful, this is such pure and good content. im honestly tearing up because this isn’t just hilarious to us like these two people are genuinely having a good time without hurting anyone or doing anything overly complicated. this is such a beautiful moment and im so glad they decided to share it with us all. this vine is a rare ray of sunshine in the nuclear winter we call life

tbh I think about this vine a lot.

if you don’t think sex ed and reproductive education is important then you should know that this girl i go to school with was homeschooled and not taught sex ed and she is 8 months pregnant and she thought that if she drank too much water and her baby had his mouth open he would drown

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”