Bump in the Night

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thank you for your kind words !!! And if you frequent this blog its completely fine with me !! It would make me rly happy actually aksjskdfj

And for the PS, I’m also a GHS self shipper !! I was just like damn the gays need content (it is us we are the gays) and theres no ghs x readers ive seen [that's why I wanna use enby readers, I don’t want anyone to feel left out if they like the concept of an x reader but don't want to be misgendered as a nb person whos like always misgendered whenever I see x readers I like ;skldfj]and I wanted to practice my writing more often so here we are dklfjadslfj[As usual, enby reader!]

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-It starts like any relationship between Gregory and. Everyone.

-He’s super cryptic towards you

-And you’re super awkward!!

-Of course, that’s fine with Greg since lots of guests are awkward.

-He notices how you can talk normally around others but your voice will take a sudden awkward tone around him

-He’s not sure what it is !!

-Of course, since this is like, purgatory, he understands your troubles in reality

-But not now. He can’t read you at all!

-Eventually he realizes, and instead of pointing it out, he just kinda…. Goes with it

-Usually a cryptic phrase would reveal everything if you could decipher it, but he doesn’t say anything.

-Why?

-Because he can feel a fluttering in his chest when he’s around you, too

-He doesn’t understand it, but he’s happy when you’re around him

Oh !! This is a fun one

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-First off, yes !! He would be really excited to find someone who actually found his music good

-The moment you start clapping he just becomes this big ol’ goof he loves the attention!!

-He craves more attention though so of course he’s gonna write songs and poems and all that other stuff to make you wanna be around him

-He’s glued right to your side at all times humming chords and being generally himself

-Big ol’ bastard too, he loves showing off in front of everyone

-But if you think he doesn’t have a few songs that only you will know about, hot diddly darn are you wrong !

-You’re like his patreon so to say, you get all the content before it comes out to the public

-His eyes start to come to look like he hasn’t just been crying for five years after knowing you for a bit !!

GOD THIS IS AWESOME 

I love this request !!

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-When your judgement came out with the money sign dropping, JB was immediately interested in you

-He would follow you around, curious about how you acted on a daily basis to get this outcome

-You always knew he was coming and would get anxious when he was right outside your door until you came out.

-He ran away at this point

-You could never figure it out

-One day, you jumped right in front of him before you could leave to ask him why he was following you around.

-He got really nervous and flustered and try to play dumb at first

-He eventually realized after a bunch of squabbling that you weren’t fooled. At all.

-He was still not on the braincell (JBG is the one who has it at all times) and tried to make up a dumb excuse

-You pretended to believe him because he looked like he could combust at any moment

-He left

oH GOSH OKAY this might not be the best but [cracks my knuckles (cutely)]lets go baybey

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-Starting off with Mummy papa, he’s very soft and cuddly

-Very loyal (as expected)

-He’s really chill tbh

-You can get away with a ton of stuff

-Asks you to get headache medicine from Catherine a lot

-He is also really serious about your health!

-Even if you have just a common cough he has chef make a lot of soup for you !!

-Mummy dog is very excited to have you as a parent !!

-Rushes around telling everyone about how cool you are

-If he finds something he finds cool, you’ll be the first to know!

We are all desperate, dear anon! I hope these will suffice[Reader is enby]– – –

-Calls you “My love,” instead of ‘My dear’ or ‘My friend’

-This poor man literally just needs love

-Luckily he has you around !!

-His dark little chuckle isn’t his actual laugh

-When he’s around you he actually laughs !! It sounds kinda like his dark chuckle but more of a ‘ha’ then a ‘hm’ and a lot louder

-Lots of cryptic poems. He works hard on them to make them just right !

-Smells like herbs. Lots of herbs. (with a hint of wet rat)

-Soft fur. Perfect for cuddles

-Sometimes will cover you in his coat !! It’s really furry on the inside. Very comfy.-As the big softie he is, he will supply you with comfy blankets since the one(1) blanket guests get is not warm and comfortable

-You’re honestly spoiled