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☢️ A Visit Between Friends (CHAPTER 2 NOW AVAILABLE)

Edward Deegan x Nora/Female Sole Survivor

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Nora has a sleepover at Cabot House, and a visit between friends becomes much more.

☢️ Duplicity (CHAPTER 2 NOW AVAILABLE)

Prewar!Cooper Howard x Female Reader

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You've been forming a relationship with Cooper Howard over the last several months, one that isn't exactly becoming of a married woman or a man in the middle of an acrimonious divorce. The chemistry between the two of you is undeniable from the moment you meet, but when the alcohol starts flowing and passions flare, will you be ready to fully plunge yourself into an affair with the handsome star? For those who want their prewar!Cooper a little darker.

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☢️ In Due Season, We Will Reap

Joshua Graham x Transmasc Courier Six ("Salem")

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Sequel to Take Up the Armor. After a few months of marriage, Salem and Joshua have finally begun to settle into their new life together. Unfortunately, each of their pasts still haunt them both in and out of their dreams, and soon both men are confronted with a painful decision: embrace their newfound happiness or tie up the loose ends that threaten all they know.

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Charon x Gender-Neutral Reader

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Charon always seems stressed out being in control when the two of you have sex. You offer him an alternative.

☢️ Before You Can Meet Again

Joshua Graham x Original Male Ghoul Fallout Character ("John") and Cooper Howard/The Ghoul x Original Male Ghoul Fallout Character ("John")

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John's begun to settle into his new life in Zion in recent months, making friends and growing increasingly close to one particular missionary. However, just as things are ready to develop further on that front, his ex makes an unexpected appearance.

I really love your blog, also. Just, so much. I regularly tag trawl and I'm terribly tempted to do a reblog spree every time I bounce back in to re read my favorites. Would it be okay if I reblog spree, just to check?

I agree completely. Cooper would already have to have a really high level of comfort with/trust in you for him to even get to the point where the two of you are sleeping together, so you'd have at least a slight foundation to build the whole "I'm not mad you passed out" claim on. He'd still be really embarrassed and pretty down on himself for it, but you could sweet-talk him out of that mindset if you're sly enough.

Ranking Ghouls' Response to a Partner Cheating

Forgives fairly easily. Patchwork (the way he sees it, he's lucky you don't just leave him, so he'll settle for what he can get), Snowflake (not super heavy into monogamy; would probably just want you to communicate your interest in someone else upfront), Grecks (similar to Patchwork, he doesn't really feel like he deserves better), Holly (if you're a smooth enough talker), Thaddeus (depending on the circumstances)

Is willing to forgive and forget if you prove to them that you're sorry and dedicated to improving, but you're gonna be working hard to earn that trust back. Quinn, Bessie Lynn (though her criteria for "changing" are loose), Tulip, Bert Gunnarsson (hope you're ready to pray and read scripture with him a LOT), Hadrian, John Hancock (he's very hurt, but he's been unfaithful to other partners in the past, so he sees it as karma), Wiseman, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard (if he loves you enough)

Will forgive you once and exactly once. Barrett, Charon (though your trust will be damaged almost irreparably), Roy Phillips (but only if he REALLY loves you, and even then you'll be on thin ice with him for a good long while), Ham, Nick Valentine (but things will never be the same between you)

"Forgives you", turns around and cheats back (AKA the "You gotta get your lick back, friend" category). Ahzrukhal (or otherwise punishes you), Mister Crowley, Dean Domino (might also kill you), Vault-Tec Rep, Bobbi No-Nose

Says they forgive you, and tries to, but can't get over it. Harold, Carol, Moira Brown, Jason Bright, Private Kyle Edwards, Raul Tejada, Joshua Graham (him saying he forgives you is entirely religiously-dictated lip service), Tommy Lonegan, Oswald the Outrageous, Mort McCoy, The Ghoul

Talks themselves out of forgiving you before the conversation ends. Lenny, Gob, Rotface, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Dierdre

Breaks up with you on the spot, no discussion. Doctor Barrows, Michael Masters, Winthrop, Nurse Graves, Greta, Willow, Beatrix Russell, Keely, Edward Deegan (though in his past he would have been a "get your lick back" type), Eddie Winter, Captain Zao, Daisy, Lucky Lou

Doesn't care enough about your relationship for you to "cheat" on them. Set (though your disloyalty will definitely be punished), Murphy, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, Harland (wouldn't be in a committed relationship with you to begin with), Calamity (wouldn't be in a committed relationship with you to begin with), Trish

Role Reversal with...

...Doctor Barrows!

HALLELUJAH 💖💖💖💖💖 YOU ARE A BLESSING

If smoothskin: the BURNS, friend! The burns INSIDE OF YOU!

If ghoul: feel free to proceed and purchase one (1) ticket to pound town.

once upon a time i may have been embarrassed to ask, but like. people get their kicks however their wheels turn... & scrolling through your blog, enjoying and laughing and learning about how other people get their's has been rlly fun. So thank you a ton for that<3

I'm glad to hear you're more comfortable with the idea of sharing, Anon. I get some of my best ideas by encouraging y'all to be your weird, horny selves, so you know who to come to with your thoughts lol.

Ranking Ghouls' Thoughts on Tickling

Gets turned on by being tickled. Harold (very embarrassed by it), Gob, Bessie Lynn, Harland (but it's a secret), Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Tommy Lonegan, Dierdre, Thaddeus

Gets turned on by doing the tickling. Set (though you will likely never learn this, because it requires a certain amount of levity that he basically can't access anymore; he's very serious and/or grouchy much of the time), Quinn, Roy Phillips (surprises himself), Snowflake, Nurse Graves, Hadrian, Beatrix Russell (but she keeps going until you're literally in danger of wetting yourself), Edward Deegan (likes any form of horseplay that can be transitioned into foreplay), Nick Valentine, Vault-Tec Rep, Wiseman, Oswald the Outrageous, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

Likes either fine, just wouldn't consider it their go-to move or anything. Lenny, Doctor Barrows, Patchwork, Carol, Moira Brown, Bert Gunnarsson, Private Kyle Edwards, Raul Tejada, Rotface, John Hancock, Mort McCoy

Will engage in it if you're into it, but it's not really their thing. Barrett, Michael Masters, Winthrop, Willow, Calamity, Ham, Daisy, Holly, Lucky Lou

Thinks it's too weird or silly. Ahzrukhal, Charon, Mister Crowley (tickles to annoy, not enthrall), Murphy, Desmond Lockheart, Greta, Tulip, Andy Scabb, Grecks (being tickled sometimes gives him a headache), Jason Bright, Joshua Graham, Dean Domino, Keely, Eddie Winter, Sinjin, Captain Zao, Bobbi No-Nose, Trish

Skinny Dipping with...

...Rotface!

NSFW under the cut.

Lucky Lou Headcanons 2

Lou's been an engineer for a long, long time, and he has many of the peculiarities you often see in people who work in fields that require a lot of precision as a result. He's very meticulous with his tools and the small amount of personal space he claims, immaculately organized (save for maybe during his most depressive times, when things get a bit messy; even then, he knows exactly where everything is). Do not move his things, or even mess with them without explicit permission, really. Even if you're his favorite person in the world, he'll be pretty cross with you if he goes to use something and it's not where he knows it should be.

He's an old man and has been since he became a ghoul, so be prepared to hear him complain about old man things once he opens up to you a bit. He aches. Young people act weird sometimes. Things cost too much. Can be a bit of a grouch in that harmless sort of way. Early riser with a fairly meticulous schedule (depending on his current circumstances and how much they allow for that sort of regularity), but that's more to do with him being set in his ways. Will absolutely tease you for "sleeping the day away" if you're up any later than 7 AM.

Very "salt of the earth" as a person. He's always led a humble life and been surrounded by other blue collar people who work hard, so he has no tolerance for the pampered, the self-interested, and nepotism cases or anything of the sort. Lou is your grandfather who walked ten miles uphill both ways in the snow to school every day, but he's not hamming it up that much. You very much earn Lou's respect by proving you're not a completely out-of-touch jagoff. The other side of that coin is him very easily writing off people he sees as especially soft (for the wrong reasons) or spoiled.

Absolutely flipped reading this. Sometimes certain ranking requests just really hit with me, and this was one of those times. I hope you don't mind that I tweaked your request just a bit, Anon. The rest of the message inspired me, lol. This would be fun to do with other characters in the future, tbh.

The Most Cringe Thing Each Ghoul Does in Bed

Makes completely out-of-pocket remarks about things they've just noticed about your body/your habits/your sexual performance ("Have you ever noticed you make this weird sound?", etc.). Gob (he's just fascinated with you and sometimes forgets what's "appropriate" to say and what isn't), Greta, Moira Brown, Grecks, Keely, Kent Connolly, Captain Zao, Holly

Stares at you like you have something on your face during the act and insists nothing is wrong when you question them about it. Charon (makes weird faces in general), Tulip, Private Kyle Edwards (just a starer in general; often kisses with his eyes open), Arlen Glass (also a starer), Dierdre (makes weird faces)

Ignores you immediately afterwards until they can get a smoke in their hand. Literally rolls off of you and forgets you exist until that nicotine hits. Roy Phillips, Willow, Harland, Beatrix Russell (but it's a drink instead of a smoke), Sinjin

Wanders around (unconsciously) doing very unsexy things naked before or after sex. Bessie Lynn, Rotface, Daisy

Gets too fucked up on alcohol or other substances to be able to keep going and/or passes out in the middle of sex sometimes. Patchwork, Snowflake, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

Burps and farts openly. May or may not dutch-oven you. Mister Crowley (100% dutch-ovens you and then wonders why you get mad), Thaddeus (at least has the decency to not dutch-oven you...most of the time)

Has an embarrassing "sex jam" they put on (or multiple). John Hancock

Stands/sits around naked making old man noises (grunts, snorts, endless throat-clearing) after you're done. Michael Masters, Raul Tejada, Edward Deegan, Ham, Gunther Jenkins, Lucky Lou

Gets distracted and wanders off halfway through. Doctor Barrows, Murphy, Winthrop, Carol, Jason Bright, Calamity, Wiseman

Complains during roleplay, etc. about how something you're doing isn't "accurate" or "technically correct". Lenny, Kent Connolly (once he's more comfortable), Nick Valentine

Tells horrible jokes that do not land at the worst possible moment. Harold, Hadrian, Oswald the Outrageous, Mort McCoy

Gets off and immediately gives up putting in any effort. Set, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb (unless he's trying to impress/manipulate you), Dean Domino, Eddie Winter

Starts quoting the Bible or other religious texts. Bert Gunnarsson, Joshua Graham

Way too comfortable with all manner of bodily fluids and presumes you are, too. Barrett, Quinn, Nurse Graves

Just randomly starts to complain about day-to-day issues or whatever's foremost on their mind when they're too distracted. Sometimes bitches all the way through sex. Tommy Lonegan, Vault-Tec Rep, Bobbi No-Nose, Trish

Jealousy or Possessive Sex with...

...Joshua Graham!

Good question! I'm not opposed to curating a separate list for rankings (like the ghoul list I work from) that's made up of non-ghouls to use for their own rankings in the future. I'll be honest with you, though, and say that I have no plans to put out a lot of non-ghoul related stuff any time soon. I have plenty of inspiration and requests from my current pool!

That said, I think my rule for skipping years with the non-ghoul candidates for Kinktober will help get a larger number of them their own piece of the spotlight. I've also done more rankings that include many of the human companions lately and will continue on with that.

Thanks for your patience on this one, Anon. It took quite a bit of soul-searching on behalf of third parties who also do not exist. More challenging exercise than you might anticipate, lol!

Ranking Ghouls' Feelings on Vore

Gets turned on by the idea in some way. Ahzrukhal, Andy Scabb

Doesn't necessarily find it unsexy, but it's not something you'd ever hear them talk about, either. Set, Snowflake, Dean Domino, The Ghoul

Fascinated by it, but not turned on by it. Mister Crowley, Murphy, Desmond Lockheart, Grecks, Harland, Rotface, Joshua Graham, Beatrix Russell, John Hancock, Sinjin, Oswald the Outrageous, Bobbi No-Nose, Trish

Nods along when you bring it up, but thinks its weird. Lenny, Barrett, Charon, Patchwork, Quinn, Nurse Graves, Moira Brown, Tulip, Hadrian, Jason Bright, Private Kyle Edwards, Calamity, Keely, Edward Deegan, Ham, Nick Valentine, Vault-Tec Rep, Wiseman, Daisy, Dierdre, Gunther Jenkins, Mort McCoy, Cooper Howard, Thaddeus

Not their thing at all. Harold, Doctor Barrows, Gob, Michael Masters, Roy Phillips, Winthrop, Bessie Lynn, Carol, Greta, Willow, Bert Gunnarsson, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Eddie Winter, Kent Connolly, Tommy Lonegan, Captain Zao, Holly, Lucky Lou