Horo, Horo, Horo

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

You ever arrive somewhere in real life and just be like wow I'm way too under-leveled for this

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy