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I hate this country.

Same

“i’m a freeeaakk” turns out theyre just into hair pulling and all the sudden i realize my horrible mistake

Now she like "uh..." Now that I made a joke about how I can't swallow good

Being bulimic kinda sucks sometimes because a few days ago 2 of my teeth fell out while i was purging and ive been collecting my teeth like ever since i was a kid and i started losing my baby teeth so i had to like reach into the vomit to get them out bro ew im not one of those bulimics that play with their vomit im not used to dat plus i dont have a gag reflex anymore and i guess thats good for sucking dick but im single and its like supposed to protect me from choking so im fucked i could literally choke on my vomit thats such an embarrassing way to die🫩

Pixel has been losing it over that image for maybe an hour now btw

I don't know if you've ever eaten honeydew melon, but guys, it tastes like god's pee that's so good I groan while eating it

it doesn’t matter how feminine you are, masculine you are, your gender, or how you like your coffee, wearing pretty underwear will instantly make you happy and feel better about yourself and don’t you dare tell me otherwise

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)