rat

who wants to be my friend forever and collect little trinkets with me

no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

the person i wrote this about reblogged it last week

oh to be immortal and be able to consume every piece of knowledge and literature ever

“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass

i love not talking #theobserver

“I’m having my son in 2 months and I’m jealous of how cute baby girl clothes are” you can put your newborn son in a little strawberry print romper, I swear. he won’t mind. he won’t develop a complex over it, I promise.

It’s so interesting how heavily gendered baby clothes are an extremely modern phenomenon like even in the midcentury period baby clothes were often the same cut and color for baby boys and baby girls but now you can’t put your son in a pink romper and you have to use baby glue to affix a flower to your daughter’s head so everyone knows she’s a little girl.

MERRY CHRISTMAS I AM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT FOR THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY THEY WROTE A PREQUEL COMIC ABOUT HOW THEY MET!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS,, THE CUTEST THING?? LIKE EVER?? UA!!

FOUND THE DAVIDS YALL

Holy shit, Santa dads are the cutest dads.

Bro stop it this a poem

often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

Happy pride month to the fictional character who was my sexual awakening

happy pride month does anyone wanna practice lesbianism with me