lazy memes my dudes

tiny glowing screens pt. 3

‘ nothing matters, so it doesn’t matter if nothing matters. ’

‘ i wanna see the fog roll in. ’

‘ youth is in the heart, the future can never harm me. ’

‘ i don’t mind the muddy water. ’

talking to myself

‘ you didn't get to pick the rules or pick the past or set the pace or cast the cast and crew; you didn't get to pick your starting place. ’

‘ have you felt a little off today? ’

' ever wonder who's the crazy one? ’

‘ are there times you're alone now when nobody's home, but you walk around muttering under your breath, second guess shit saying “goddammit goddammit goddammit,” just whispering soft- ’

chemical angel

‘ my doctor says i’m being reckless. ’

‘ don’t come around no more, i’m already saved. ’

‘ you gotta understand, my brain has got a mind of it’s own. ’

‘ i touch my artery and watch my fingertips bob up and down like buoys at sea. ’

little slice

‘ i’m a groupie to the good life, lookin’ for a taste of paradise. ’

‘ but it hasn't been a good night until the shit gets kinda weird. ’

‘ i’ll please have what he is having. ’

‘ shining like a fistful of diamonds. ’

springtime in new york

‘ please mind the thigh gap. ’

‘ wait--where are you going? ’

‘ wait. wait. please wait. wait! ’

all quotes come from ‘through the woods’ by emily carroll. feel free to change names, pronouns & edit lines as you see fit!

‘ what if i reached out... just past the bed and something, waiting there, grabbed me and pulled me down into the dark? ’

‘ we were struck by a strange lethargy, and barely moved at all. ’

‘ that evening, the sun set bloodred in a white sky. ’

‘ she said a man had come to the door in the night. yet i had heard no knock. ’

‘ there was a girl. and there was a man. and there was the girl’s father who said “you will marry this man” ’

‘ i married my love in the springtime, but by summer he locked me away. he murdered me dead by the autumn. & by winter i was naught but decay. ’

‘ it’s cold where i am and so lonely. but in lonliness i shall remain. ’

‘ unloved, unavenged, & forgotten. ’

‘ what was that singing i heard last night? ’

‘ the last thing she found... was a head. ’

‘ your hands are so warm & your soft skin so fair. ’

‘ i gave my love everything and he cut off my hands. ’

‘ this man is not my brother. ’

‘ i killed my brother. ’

‘ the woods were cold. quiet. dark. ’

‘ it came from the woods. most strange things do. ’

‘ my friend janna used to talk to the dead. ’

‘ no ghosts, no spirits. no demons. ’

‘ it has a heartbeat. i think. ’

‘ if she so wishes to be left alone, then i’ll leave her alone. ’

‘ but the worst kind of monster was the burrowing kind. the sort that crawled into you and made it’s home there. ’

‘ three days all alone in the dark. drinking water out of a fetid pool to stay alive. all alone. ’

‘ that night, her dreams had teeth. ’

‘ NO! DON’T LET HER NEAR ME! SHE’S A MONSTER! ’

‘ but you’re alone now, aren’t you? ’

‘ then you’ll be alone. and the grief will crawl into you. ’

‘ what do i care if you’re little ones are chopped up? ’

‘ what a fine night! what a good walk! i knew the wolf wouldn’t find me! ’

warning for violence & language! change pronouns as necessary! these came from the ‘host’ routes of both demos!

‘ if you don’t have love in your life, you shouldn’t even BE alive. ’

‘ would you do anything? ’

‘ if you’re not willing to die for it, it must not be that important to you, right? ’

‘ how far would you go for true love? ’

‘ fuck. oh my god. this is so fucking bad, oh my god... ’

‘ you’re trapped in a locked room, what do you do? ’

‘ if your life was a movie, what genre would it be? ’

‘ what did you want to be when you were younger? ’

‘ how would you like to be remembered after you die? ’

‘ what is the best way to stop someone from running away? ’

‘ preferred method of murder? ’

‘ what is your greatest fear? ’

‘ what is your idea of a perfect date? ’

‘ i already treat every moment with my partners like we’re on a date! ’

‘ oh, wow... this is a surprise! ’

‘ so... i guess you like bad boys, huh? well, that’s perfect! because i’m the worst. ’

‘ yikes. ’

‘ do they know? ’

‘ it’s okay, sweetie. ’ 

‘ can you remember your name? ’

‘ someone’s FILMING us? ’

‘ the man in front of us is, objectively, horrible. ’

‘ you could say your lives are very literally in my........... hands! ’

 ‘ do i have to wave a gun around to prove my sincerity? ’

‘ no, that ain’t how it’s going to play out. ’

‘ is that a fucking robot? ’

‘ you don’t have a choice but to accept it. ’

‘ there is no escape. ’

‘ you. can’t. beat. me. ’

‘ help isn’t coming. ’

‘ let the games begin. ’

‘ ah, but aren’t i.... tantalizingly problematic? ’

‘ me, the actual, literal villain. ’

‘ oh, you don’t have to explain yourself to ME, hero. it’s the others you should be worried about. ’

 ‘ i... i think i love it. ’

‘ you’re going to regret bringing me here. ’

‘ you don’t look half bad like this, you know? as long as you’re not talking. ’  

‘ ...oh my god, are you getting off on this? ’

‘ are you not? ’

 ‘ i didn’t say that. ’

‘ might wanna change your shirt. ’

 ‘ i’m not going to regret bringing you here. ’

feel free to change pronouns & etc as necessary!

’ you did not receive the bond so you could babble arcane words. go forth, and burn our enemy. ’

‘ i think she’s hungry ’

’ you stand for something immutable and transcendent. act like it. ’

‘ the vault whispers of a world beyond. ’

‘ beware of false prophets. ’

‘ i count myself a king of infinite space. ’

‘ imagine the crowds. then block them out. ’

‘ nobody comes back the same. ’

‘ in vacuum, fire flows like water. ’

‘ be wary of what you find between the stars. demons have breached the gates where once only angels dared. ’

‘ join the eternal dance. ’

‘ all things converge. ’

‘ … til even the stars heed our calling. ’

‘ to each a purpose, and to all a fitting end. ’

‘ for this judgement, there is no protection. ’

‘ our enemies watch us huddle and just laugh. but it’s our show now. ’

‘ let no challenge lie. let no question hang. let no music fade. ’

‘ just… come on. just don’t. ’

‘ …a rattling shriek, the crunch of bones and the fading echoes of a brave woman’s last laugh… ’

‘ don’t include it unless you intend to use it. ’

‘ most helmets protect the mind from the universe. not this one. ’

‘ one throne beneath the howling dark. ’

‘ let this bone I reaped in battle give me strength to reap again. ’

‘ you have chosen to explore the depths of the darkness. you better be able to run. ’

‘ this helmet will keep you happy. why shouldn’t you be happy? ’

‘ how does it feel to land a six-meter jump in full armor? that depends who you’re landing on. ’

‘ are you afraid? listen closely: so are they. ’

‘ psychologically tuned to reinforce an important skill: holding down the trigger. ’

‘ swamp camouflage is the hottest fashion these days. ’

‘ feel the swamp. smell the swamp. be the swamp. ’

‘ learn the swamp’s secrets. keep the swamp’s secrets. lie awake at night, horrified by the swamp’s secrets. ’

‘ you can see everything. you can unsee nothing. ’

‘ of bladedancers seem a little unfair it’s because they are. no room for honor in a fight. ’

‘ your job on the fireteam is to answer the question ‘can we kill that thing?’ make sure the answer is always yes. ’

‘ don this monster’s face to hide the monsters lurking behind your own. ’

‘ he never sought glory or prizes. only peace. ’

‘ drive fast and take risks. ’

‘ feet alone cannot take us where we’re going. ’

‘ i face the challenges to come with dry eyes. there will be a time to mourn, but not until we have our vengeance. ’

‘ risk is it’s own reward. ’

‘ the last word. yours. not mine. ’

‘ everything is luminous. ’

‘ blot out the sun. ’

‘ they cast him out. but his words never left. ’

‘ for the more light the worms consume, the hungrier they become. ’

‘ YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE. ’

‘ i saw myself! slaying the darkness! that’s what i saw! ’

‘ the light shines the brightest in those it consumes. ’

‘ if you learn nothing else, learn this: when a hunter takes up the cloak of a dead comrade, this is a vow. ’

‘ the start is always the same. enter his court, and call him out. ’

‘ i will put an ocean into a thimble. i will build a world on the edge of a blade. ’

‘ a sacrifice is required. ’

‘ there was a moment where the hare chose not to defeat the tortoise. ’

‘ witness. ’