oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

tmagp predictions: nobody notices something odd is happening and they just continue with their day-to-day job for 40 episodes straight (except Colin who emerges from the server room with two visibly shaken, very familiar-sounding dudes. Colin refuses to explain.)

take his ass to margaritaville