shrugging off your coat in the entryway as the front door clicks shut, you trail off as your gaze finds your boyfriend leaning heavily against the kitchen counter, a troubled look on his face.

"hajime, what's wrong?"

he glances up at you, holding up a device with a plastic handle and a thin metal stick protruding out of it.

"this came in the mail today," he says slowly.

coming to stand beside him, you nod. "yeah, i ordered it. oh no, wait, did you get stuck talking to the really weird delivery guy again for an hour?"

hajime huffs, "no, i—"

he presses the button on the end of the device, and it begins to vibrate.

you blink.

"did you put batteries in it for me?"

he stares at you pointedly before looking back down at the object in his hands. "baby, look. you know i'm always up for anything you want to try—"

you clap a hand over your mouth.

he presses the button again, letting the metal end vibrate menacingly against the marble countertop.

"—i will literally do anything for you. but this...this looks like a fucking torture device for my dick."

he stares at you helplessly as you burst into laughter, crossing his arms as he waits for you to wipe the tears from the corners of your eyes, your chest heaving.

"haji—"

"like i don't think this is legal—"

"HAJIME, IT'S A MILK FROTHER."

his eyes go even wider.

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